Posted 6 hours ago
  1. partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  2. me: okay
  3. me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  4. partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  5. me: no
  6. partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  7. me: no
  8. partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  9. me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
Posted 15 hours ago

But why are no voters turning violent when they won??? I don’t understand what’s happening??

Posted 15 hours ago

bendrowning:

My yes voting neighbours car has just been smashed by a squad of 12 no voters. It’s suspected they’ve smashed about 4 more on the way. My uncle almost got attacked for trying to chase them off. I’m in Livingston and the police are not coming
This is not Glasgow this is 35 miles away
Please everyone in Scotland brace yourselves and hide all yes stickers

Posted 16 hours ago

boredandtumblin:

highanxietiessupport:

Since the holidays are coming up, I figured I should post about this again. 

If you or someone you know suffers from anxiety, dermatillomania, trichotillomania or find that you simply need something to do with your hands - then you may want to get (or ask for!) a spinner ring

I just now realized that I’ve always wanted this.

Posted 16 hours ago

mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

xtremecaffeine:

bootses:

missvoltairine:

"Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"

"Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"

"Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"

Posted 17 hours ago

biles-bilinski-is-canon:

How the media talks about bisexuality. Can’t say that B word.

Helppppppp

(Source: katara)

Posted 23 hours ago

moving back to uni tomorrow! spending a night there then going down to london to see my boyfriend for our two year anniversary :D

Posted 23 hours ago

gonna take a day off running today as I’ve been running four days in a row, it’s raining and I feel pretty sick